Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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