My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I can't turn off my feet"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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