are you so shy because you have an std?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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