I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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