have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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