rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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