Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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