Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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