I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
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