I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
