Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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