The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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