i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
