Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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