my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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