didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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