it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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