# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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