No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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