the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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