help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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