i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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