We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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