The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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