would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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