you win again, gameday.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
