I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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