I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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