he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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