i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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