i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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