My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
