butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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