Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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