Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Randomize
