He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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