Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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