Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
this will be a night to untag.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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