My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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