hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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