apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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