His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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its like you know when i get waxed
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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