you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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