He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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