i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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