West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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