walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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