people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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