Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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