Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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